tokomon:

my favorite thing about school was sitting with your friend and flipping through a random textbook pointing at ugly pictures and saying “that’s you.”

(via beggingfor1chance)

patientlights:

anxiety is terrible, you could be having an attack and no one would even know because it’s an inward thing. it feels like you’re malfunctioning and you can’t process your own thoughts. you get a knot in your stomach and you can’t take a full breath but outwardly you can literally just sit there and look completely normal as long as no one tries to speak to you.

(via sleepywinchesters)

dennys:

"Mmmmmmm." - Michael, age 42

dennys:

"Mmmmmmm." - Michael, age 42

(via shart-nado)

ihiditinyourfood:

thorhead:

I can’t honestly be the only one who gets really disappointed if their calendar picture for the month of their birthday is rubbish, right?

i have been waiting for this post my whole life

(via thewastedyouthanduglytruth)

cinaed:

omnbvc:

i am demisexual meaning i am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a deity. move out of the way assholes, i’m gonna fuck zeus

(via yall-mutherfuckers-need-pizza)

footmeetsface:

spoon-party-of-bombur:

multipack:

amyeatfeast:

stopthatitssilly:

alexkisu:

multipack:

f is for friends who do stuff without you

u is for uninvited

c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten

k is for krispy kreme yum

this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like

one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me 

DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA

(via beggingfor1chance)

crrocs:

Imagine if your follower count turned into money

(via thewastedyouthanduglytruth)

foreverqueird:

sickrat:

blckppl:

70 year old Grandma tells the story of getting her tattoo. 

hahahahaha

old people are awesome

(via vivaziva)

parkingintopeter:

do you want to hear a joke

the north american education system

(via yall-mutherfuckers-need-pizza)